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This is the It Works way!!!-- Oh Yeah!!! I went on an interview for a job and when the boss asked what I wanted for compensation I replied:
1. First, I would like commission on everything I sell and I want to see that percentage get far higher as I improve. ...
2. I expect to receive a $600 Monthly Bonus as soon as I bring in 60 new customers.
3. If 24 people decide they want to do this too within my first 4 months, I expect to get a $400 a month bonus for 25 months, equaling $10,000 so I can pay off my debt.
4. I would also like the opportunity to earn discounted merchandise every month based on my new customers.
5. I expect you to provide me with the very best website and free online training plus leadership training in great places ALL OVER the Country.
6. When I bring in and train any new sales people, I deserve to be compensated a percentage of their sales and when they do well, I expect that you reward us both with bonuses.
7. I would like the opportunity to rapidly advance within the company and I will expect the corporate owners & management team to take a personal interest in me and to be accessible for one-on-one interaction.
8. When I do well, I expect LOTS of praise and recognition, plus free products, special awards, and even cash bonuses!!
9. I would like my friends and family to work here.
10. By the way, I need to set my own schedule and work only when it suits me and my family. So... when can I start?
After the owner recovered from shock, he ROARED with laughter, "Man, you can't be serious! You're dreaming! You'll never find an opportunity like that ANYWHERE! And if you do...come back and get me because I want to work with you!"
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